Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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