In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I understand Curling. That high.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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