god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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