if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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