I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
We had to coat check the pizza.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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