I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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