That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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