Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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