If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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