Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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