We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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