Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
there was a trapeze. enough said
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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