Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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