You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I need moral support for this bender
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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