tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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