yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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