M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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