Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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