ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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