why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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