I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
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