he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
