I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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