you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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