covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize