This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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