There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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