is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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