Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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