i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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