Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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