all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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