physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
