: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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