I'm eating all of the evidence.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Dick very happy bro
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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