You're my little dorito
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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