Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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