guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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