So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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