operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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