I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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