Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
We're too hungover to prance.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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