I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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