Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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