they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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