In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Randomize
