It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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