Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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