what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
i would one night stand the shit outta him
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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