Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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