i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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