I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I think people are normalizing furries
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Randomize
