do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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