ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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