I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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